Smoke Brisket Not Meth Tee
$35.00 USD
Prix régulier $26.99 USDA bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
$35.00 USD
Prix régulier $26.99 USDA bold message served with a side of brisket. This LouMark tee combines Western grit with no-nonsense humor, featuring a distressed cow silhouette and the unforgettable slogan: “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth.” Whether you’re a pitmaster, a BBQ junkie, or just a fan of good old-fashioned common sense, this shirt speaks your language—straight, savory, and unapologetic. Made from 100% cotton and built for backyard legends.
Product Highlights
Fit Type: Relaxed Western cut
Style: Humorous statement graphic tee
Material: 100% cotton
Print Color: Black distressed ink
Theme: BBQ culture, anti-drug satire
Audience: Grillmasters, cowboys, hard-hitting humor fans
Occasion: Cookouts, rodeos, casual wear
Mood: Bold, ironic, patriotic cowboy
Neckline: Classic crew neck
Brand Note: LouMark stands for heritage, humor, and hard truths
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low
Cool iron if needed
Please note: due to the vibrancy of our custom colors, this product's color may vary slightly when seen in person
